This
makes me laugh every time I see it, here's why: A kiwi is a fruit, a
flightless bird, and a nationality (New Zealand) and the sign doesn't
differentiate which kiwi the dog will eat. Ergo, be on guard all of the
above.
Traveling
across New Zealand, I came across the cleanest country ever. It's the
first airport I've flown into and not had a slap of pollution hit me on
the way out. Hostel's were another exciting adventure, especially when
two of four toilets get cut from the equation and of the two showers,
one's connected to the media room. Haha! An extreme favorite by far is
how I can speak the same language as the locals and still have no idea
what they're saying.
One
morning my friend started chatting about going to buy something
necessary like a toothbrush. I mean, I packed everything in my bag, so I
basically ignore this conversation. I ignore it until she says, "Yea,
I'm going to have to go the dairy and buy one." Uh....... follow my
inner dialog, "Dairy = cow. A farm? Toothbrush?" So I get over my
confusion. "A what?" "A dairy, like 7/11," she says. "A convenience
store?! Hold up, how do you know about 7/11?" (I hadn't seen one in New
Zealand, my guess was she saw it in a movie) "Oh, I saw one in India."
